Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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