yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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