all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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