The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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