i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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