im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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