white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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