Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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