The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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