So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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