oh god the rape fog is back!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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