If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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