? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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