Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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