new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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