Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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