Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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