You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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