We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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