you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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