Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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