What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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