Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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