I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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