I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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