Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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