names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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