We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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