so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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