We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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