If i come over, it means nothing
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
