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(805): View more from California

im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking

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(530): View more from California

I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks

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That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?

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(607): View more from New York

I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.

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(718): View more from New York

I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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(714): View more from California

You turned down sex for fried cheese??

(949): View more from California

My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!

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