Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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