I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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