someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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