I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I enjoy the company of your penis
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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