Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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