all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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