Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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