So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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