never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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