Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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