Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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