Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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