i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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