I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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