im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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