Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
