O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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