i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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